More Clara Quotes

- As we were pulling into Sonic:

Me: "What kind of ice cream do you want?"
Clara: "Jelly"
Me: "Jelly? I don't think they have jelly ice cream."
Clara: "You just push the button and say 'Do you have jelly ice cream?' And then she will say 'Yes, we do.'"

(She actually used a voice to imitate me and a different one for the Sonic girl)


- After waking from her nap and coming into the office where I was at the computer in my bra and panties (cut me some slack; I just woke up too):

Clara: "Why are you wearing your naked?"
Me: "I'm not naked. I'm wearing underwear."
Clara: "Go put some clothes on. I don't want to see your naked."


- She was singing "Part of Your World" the other day. This is the song from The Little Mermaid where Ariel laments the fact that she's a mermaid and can't go on land and do cool things like run and dance. It's not an easy song to sing, and I was only able to pick out a few words at first. Then she decided to just make up her own words. I only remember one line. It went "I want to go up there to get my stuff." (I guess you had to be there. Doesn't seem so funny now.)


- While on the potty doing her business:

Clara: (passes a little gas, the kind that's only air and no noise. Sorry, but it's an important detail.)
Me: "Did you toot?"
Clara: "No, I snarkled."
Me: "Where did you hear that?"
Clara: "From my bottom."

Hmmm, not exactly what I meant.